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David's Going to Clone Himself
I had one woman, this girl came up to me in New York and she's like, "Can I get a picture?" And I'm like, "Yeah." Then her mom came up and she's like, "Who are you?" And I go, "I'm George Clooney." Like totally just trying to make a joke. And the mom goes, What? You're George Clooney? Like that. And she took a picture with me and the kid was dying.
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And it's, it's like, how have I never heard of you? What's going on? It's the best trying to explain it. So I make YouTube videos and they're like, "So how do you get paid? YouTube pays you? Or your subscribers pay you?" It's like every time I have to explain…
Yeah.
It's so fucking funny.
I had one woman, this girl came up to me in New York and she's like, "Can I get a picture?" And I'm like, "Yeah." Then her mom came up and she's like, "Who are you?" And I go, "I'm George Clooney." Like totally just trying to make a joke. And the mom goes, What? You're George Clooney? Like that. And she took a picture with me and the kid was dying.
Oh, she must not know what George Clooney looks like.
The kid was laughing. She— the girl was like, oh my God, that's so funny. And then the mom was like, I just got a picture with George Clooney. But it was just me. And I don't look anything like George Clooney.
Yeah, but if I didn't know who George Clooney was and you— and you told me you're George Clooney, I'd be like, yep, that makes sense. He let himself go a little bit. What? He was a big movie star. Now he's relaxing.