DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB

Oh, okay. I have done something illegal. What? My, um, my friend was a manager at OfficeMax. And, and he used to close up like right— he used to close up the shop. Yeah, like he would— there's no one there, it was like 10:00 PM, and we would just sit on— we just sit on the Office Max like couches and just fucking tear through the chips and the candy. I mean, like, we put our feet up on the desks at Office Max and like the Skittles, it was all fair game. It was like a really cool fridge, right? And we didn't pay for anything. And that was I was like, that was some fucked up shit I did. But for some reason, because he was a manager, I felt like it was okay. But really, we were both being— my friend, he's so good at what he does, he got promoted to manager his first week he was at work. His first week. Isn't that crazy? And everyone else was there for like 7, and he was like 18. He was 18. This is his first job. He's a smart kid. No, but he's just really good with people.