DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB

my buddy was in jail and he said the first thing they do when you get to LA County is they, um— and he went for something really dumb. I can't remember what. I think he went for like a DUI or something, like he just didn't go to court. Sure. And the first thing they do is, um, put you with all the white people. He was white. And then they put— if you're black, they put you with all the black people. And if you're always Latino, they separate you right away. And I was like, I was so fascinated. So why do they do that? He's like, he's like, they just, they just do it that way. He's like, and then you report right away to like whoever is like the head of the white people. Oh really? Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, it sounded so scary. It sounded something where I was like I wish— it's something I would never ever want to feel. I felt like such a pussy when he told me that story. I was like, oh my God.