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DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB
Okay, so I'm gonna call my religion Andy. It's Wyatt. That's why— fuck. There's a man accused— oh, here we go, here's a good story. There's a man accused of rubbing produce on his butt in Northern Virginia grocery store. His name is Dwayne Johnson, Michael Dwayne Johnson. He's 27, and they're saying he was— the store had to destroy several pallets of produce after the incident, police said. It wasn't immediately clear what he was doing, but a spokesperson, a spokesperson for the produce, said that he was defiling the produce, and the store manager said he was unable to speak about about the incident and he didn't want to comment.
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It sounds dangerous.
What if I named it after you? What if I named it after your kid?
Okay, okay, I'm down with that.
Okay, so I'm gonna call my religion Andy. It's Wyatt. That's why— fuck. There's a man accused— oh, here we go, here's a good story. There's a man accused of rubbing produce on his butt in Northern Virginia grocery store. His name is Dwayne Johnson, Michael Dwayne Johnson. He's 27, and they're saying he was— the store had to destroy several pallets of produce after the incident, police said. It wa…
This sounds like your high school has a morning newscast that you do over the announcement. And so the man rubbed his penis against it.
It does sound like I made it up.
Just so you guys know, cupcakes are on sale after school.