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DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB

So Amy, you suck. And, and yeah, I do read your tweets, you asshole, and they do hurt. Because I think about them for a really, really long time. Speaking of thinking about things for a really long time, DollarShaveClub is the bomb.com. No matter what you do in the bathroom to get ready, Dollar Shave Club has everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. They have amazing shower stuff, hair styling products, toothbrushes and toothpaste, and of course razors and shave supplies. That's how I get ready, but you're not me. You have your own way to get ready, and that's why Dollar Shave Club is the best, guys. Dollar Shave Club has— you use it, Jason, right? You use it on your butthole?

October 4, 201826:16David
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Jason26:00
Disinterested in what?
David26:02
I don't know. I don't— me? No, just like in recording it. Like, yeah, I like— a lot of times I play the role of like hating the podcast, right? But I have a good time when I'm here, you know? Like, we get into topics that I don't think you're disinterested—
Jason26:15
you're really passionate about it. No.
David26:16
So Amy, you suck. And, and yeah, I do read your tweets, you asshole, and they do hurt. Because I think about them for a really, really long time. Speaking of thinking about things for a really long time, DollarShaveClub is the bomb.com. No matter what you do in the bathroom to get ready, Dollar Shave Club has everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. They have amazing shower stuff,…
Jason26:49
My whole butt. Feels so good. I had Tricia shave my back in Greece with a Dollar Shave, and you know, the whole shape of my face has changed since I used Dollar Shave.
David26:58
Look a lot thinner. Yeah, I mean, you look a lot better. And honestly, some people are saying that Dollar Shave Club is the best way to diet.
Jason27:05
The texture of my beard— the texture of my beard has changed so much. It's so fine.