DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB

Yeah, whatever. I got in my car. I'm heading to my views, to a podcast I was doing today. I was doing a podcast for Travis Mills. He's a podcast on Beats 1. Go check it out. And in the car— oh, by the way, my assistant, my assistant lives in my house. She has her own room. Her name's Natalie. She's also my friend. And she's in the car with me because she's my assistant, so she's coming with me. And she goes, "I woke up today with like 2 or 3 bruises on my head." And I literally fucking hit the brakes. I went, "What are you fucking—" No way. I went, "No fucking way." Isn't that crazy? Isn't that insane? That's cr— I didn't mention it. 2 bruises. I didn't mention a single word to her about it. A single fucking word. And she told me that she woke up with bruises on her head. That's— that's—