DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB

And I've been having a rough night. I've been having a really hard time sleeping, like fucking brutal. Yeah, you wouldn't know anything about that. You get plenty of sleep. He has to pick up his kids in 3 hours. Okay, so I woke up this morning. Yeah, with right above my right ear and above my left ear, two bruises, like on my head, like as if someone in the middle of the night took fingers and just pressed them really hard in the middle of my skull, like really bad. And I woke up and I'm like, fuck, this could be something happening inside my head. Like it could be some weird brain thing from stress, like aneurysm, I'm just making up big words, I don't even know what that means. But like, it could be something really bad. So I'm like, I Googled it. I'm like, what could this be? Whatever.