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DAVID'S FIRST TIME AT A STRIP CLUB

So I was 10 minutes away and I told him to meet me at my house in 2 minutes because I was going to be there. And he's like, okay, okay, okay, I'll be there, I'll be there. And I'm like, I know he's not going to be there because he's so late all the time. And once I got 5 minutes away from the house, I called him and without him even being able to say anything, I just went, I just go, where the fuck are you? Where are you, Zane? I like, like, it's just like, why are you not here? And he goes, I'm in your living room. And I go, oh shit. I'll be there in 5 minutes. Um, but that's the end of that story. But, uh, but yeah, no, I feel like, I feel like I do that a lot where I, where I tell people— with Alex, with Alex, I let, I let him know I'm here when I'm leaving my house because he takes like 20 minutes to come out. What about when you pick up your kids? How's that?

October 4, 20182:24David
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Jason1:51
No, it was like 2 people on Twitter. Well, 2 people on Twitter. 99% of the audience does not give a fuck. When we record it. They don't care. They could care less. Well, I was just sitting there on—
David2:01
those two people, we just made your day because it is 2 AM. And yes, Jason does have to take his kids to school in the morning. So, um, so let's give it up for Jason. I have a story to get started. It's not really the best story, but I always do this thing wh…
Jason2:23
If Right.
David2:24
So I was 10 minutes away and I told him to meet me at my house in 2 minutes because I was going to be there. And he's like, okay, okay, okay, I'll be there, I'll be there. And I'm like, I know he's not going to be there because he's so late all the time. And once I got 5 minutes away from the house, I called him and without him even being able to say anything, I just went, I just go, where the fu…
Jason3:13
Um, my, my kids are on time. They're pretty good.
David3:16
Yeah, they're, they're good people.
Jason3:18
They're really good. One, one, some One's a president now. What? One's president now.