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David's First Sloppy Kiss
I'm holding a camera in my hand, you dipshit. I'm trying to mess up the date.
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I put on a button-down shirt.
You're the weird one dressed up, huh? I was saying that was nice that you dressed up and I knew you were on a date. I was making fun of you. You get very defensive. And every time you're on a date with a girl and I say something like Jason goes on a lot of da…
Who fucking says that? Who says that?
I'm holding a camera in my hand, you dipshit. I'm trying to mess up the date.
Yeah, well, exactly. Maybe don't. Maybe like take the night off. Maybe be like, oh, you know what, uh, I'll let Jason just have a normal date for once.
Okay. Okay, to be fair, the last time I did it, your date went well because you guys got to talk about what a weird incident that was. It was just this last time, 'cause the girl you went out with was a Scientologist.
No, it wasn't.