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David's First Sloppy Kiss

You're the weird one dressed up, huh? I was saying that was nice that you dressed up and I knew you were on a date. I was making fun of you. You get very defensive. And every time you're on a date with a girl and I say something like Jason goes on a lot of dates. Jason freaks out. Jason, like, if I say it in front of the girl, Jason will go like, I don't go on a lot of dates. Take that back, David. Take that. When was the last time you saw me go on a date?

October 5, 20175:44David
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Jason5:33
no, not every girl that goes out on a date with me, just every girl that meets you. And you know what, to even sit here and point the finger that I'm the weird one, that I went—
David5:41
oh, I never said—
Jason5:43
I put on a button-down shirt.
David5:44
You're the weird one dressed up, huh? I was saying that was nice that you dressed up and I knew you were on a date. I was making fun of you. You get very defensive. And every time you're on a date with a girl and I say something like Jason goes on a lot of dates. Jason freaks out. Jason, like, if I say it in front of the girl, Jason will go like, I don't go on a lot of dates. Take that back, Davi…
Jason6:04
Who fucking says that? Who says that?
David6:07
I'm holding a camera in my hand, you dipshit. I'm trying to mess up the date.
Jason6:11
Yeah, well, exactly. Maybe don't. Maybe like take the night off. Maybe be like, oh, you know what, uh, I'll let Jason just have a normal date for once.