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David's First Sloppy Kiss
You're the weird one dressed up, huh? I was saying that was nice that you dressed up and I knew you were on a date. I was making fun of you. You get very defensive. And every time you're on a date with a girl and I say something like Jason goes on a lot of dates. Jason freaks out. Jason, like, if I say it in front of the girl, Jason will go like, I don't go on a lot of dates. Take that back, David. Take that. When was the last time you saw me go on a date?
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no, not every girl that goes out on a date with me, just every girl that meets you. And you know what, to even sit here and point the finger that I'm the weird one, that I went—
oh, I never said—
I put on a button-down shirt.
You're the weird one dressed up, huh? I was saying that was nice that you dressed up and I knew you were on a date. I was making fun of you. You get very defensive. And every time you're on a date with a girl and I say something like Jason goes on a lot of dates. Jason freaks out. Jason, like, if I say it in front of the girl, Jason will go like, I don't go on a lot of dates. Take that back, Davi…
Who fucking says that? Who says that?
I'm holding a camera in my hand, you dipshit. I'm trying to mess up the date.
Yeah, well, exactly. Maybe don't. Maybe like take the night off. Maybe be like, oh, you know what, uh, I'll let Jason just have a normal date for once.