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David's First Sloppy Kiss

And she's like, hi. And I'm like, hey, I'm standing on the table to assert my dominance. And she's just like— she was really weirded out by it, like really weirded out by it. Yeah. And then right away I asked her, I'm like, are you okay with being on camera? And that really threw her off because she had no— she didn't know that we were YouTubers at all.

October 5, 20174:10David
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Jason3:20
Oh, I'll get to mine after.
David3:23
Jason's all— his hair is perfectly gelled back and it's amazing. And like, I love when Jason goes on dates because it's perfect for me to vlog. So, so this girl's coming over, he's sitting on the couch with the boys. They're just talking. I don't think Jason…
Jason4:10
Yeah.
David4:10
And she's like, hi. And I'm like, hey, I'm standing on the table to assert my dominance. And she's just like— she was really weirded out by it, like really weirded out by it. Yeah. And then right away I asked her, I'm like, are you okay with being on camera? And that really threw her off because she had no— she didn't know that we were YouTubers at all.
Jason4:27
Yeah, you You look like a porn maker.
David4:29
So she thought we were— she thought we were porn directors.
Jason4:31
She thought we were porn people. Yeah, because, uh, Matt King called her like Alexis Texas or something because she said she was a porn star. She did.