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David's First Sloppy Kiss

Jason's all— his hair is perfectly gelled back and it's amazing. And like, I love when Jason goes on dates because it's perfect for me to vlog. So, so this girl's coming over, he's sitting on the couch with the boys. They're just talking. I don't think Jason knows that I'm still in the house. And then I come out of the kitchen and Jason goes, fuck. Jason's like, I thought you left. And I'm like, no, I'm here. I heard you have a date. And then I do, I do the, the, the, his date comes up to the door and I, and me, Zane and Matt King are all like, they're our friends and we're all like ready to be like complete douchebags and interview this girl and just just get to the bottom of everything. She walks in the door and I'm standing on the table in the living room, like I'm standing on it with my shoes on.

October 5, 20173:23David
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Jason3:14
That I get to go out and be single. No, I know it. I know it. Because I— go ahead, go.
David3:19
Let me get to my point.
Jason3:20
Oh, I'll get to mine after.
David3:23
Jason's all— his hair is perfectly gelled back and it's amazing. And like, I love when Jason goes on dates because it's perfect for me to vlog. So, so this girl's coming over, he's sitting on the couch with the boys. They're just talking. I don't think Jason knows that I'm still in the house. And then I come out of the kitchen and Jason goes, fuck. Jason's like, I thought you left. And I'm like,…
Jason4:10
Yeah.
David4:10
And she's like, hi. And I'm like, hey, I'm standing on the table to assert my dominance. And she's just like— she was really weirded out by it, like really weirded out by it. Yeah. And then right away I asked her, I'm like, are you okay with being on camera?…
Jason4:27
Yeah, you You look like a porn maker.