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David's First Sloppy Kiss
Took a shit in the backyard during our daughter's third birthday party.
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What's up guys, welcome back to Views, the podcast where Jason and I talk about stuff while he drafts a letter to his ex-wife hoping to get back together with her.
My dearest Gertrude, I am sorry for the time I—
Her name's not even Gertrude.
Took a shit in the backyard during our daughter's third birthday party.
All right, Bruce, roll the intro music. Bruce's intro song, so incredible. Can't believe you put that together for us. Very, very happy that he's in our lives.
It's got a crack and a snap and a popple to it.
Yeah, just like the cereal. Down, down, down, down, up. I actually don't know what it is because we never hear it when we play it. So it could be literally the intro song could be Jason and David are pussies. And every time it plays, I'm just like, There it i…