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David's First Sloppy Kiss
You're talking about, you're talking about why you hate Christmas. And you're like, you know what I hate about Christmas? I hate when you're just sitting there enjoying your time. And your dumb wife walks in and says she wants a divorce. That's what sucks about Christmas. That would never happen during Thanksgiving, and she ruined it for my entire family.
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I didn't know that.
I thought that's why you asked me, because you knew my answer.
Now I feel bad. Okay, think about it. You gotta buy all the gifts for people. It's all commercialized. And then you like, it's great. Like Christmas is nice. Cause like, you know, I get it. Like you're off work. I love the time. And what happens the minute yo…
You're talking about, you're talking about why you hate Christmas. And you're like, you know what I hate about Christmas? I hate when you're just sitting there enjoying your time. And your dumb wife walks in and says she wants a divorce. That's what sucks about Christmas. That would never happen during Thanksgiving, and she ruined it for my entire family.
That's why I hate Christmas.
It's all because of your personal problems.
This bitch thinks that she can fucking control the temperature when we're having guests over. Well, guess fucking what? If I want it at 65 degrees, I'll have it at 65 degrees, David. Scott comes in.