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David's First Sloppy Kiss

Now I feel bad. Okay, think about it. You gotta buy all the gifts for people. It's all commercialized. And then you like, it's great. Like Christmas is nice. Cause like, you know, I get it. Like you're off work. I love the time. And what happens the minute you're sitting down, your mother or your wife or your dad or somebody comes in and they're like, oh, Craig's coming. No, my mom will do. She'll like, we'll have this nice meal plan.

October 5, 201734:01Jason
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David33:56
No. Oh, that's so funny.
Jason33:58
I didn't know that.
David33:59
I thought that's why you asked me, because you knew my answer.
Jason34:01
Now I feel bad. Okay, think about it. You gotta buy all the gifts for people. It's all commercialized. And then you like, it's great. Like Christmas is nice. Cause like, you know, I get it. Like you're off work. I love the time. And what happens the minute you're sitting down, your mother or your wife or your dad or somebody comes in and they're like, oh, Craig's coming. No, my mom will do. She'l…
David34:24
You're talking about, you're talking about why you hate Christmas. And you're like, you know what I hate about Christmas? I hate when you're just sitting there enjoying your time. And your dumb wife walks in and says she wants a divorce. That's what sucks abo…
Jason34:40
That's why I hate Christmas.
David34:43
It's all because of your personal problems.