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David's First Sloppy Kiss

So she said, how would you like a double handy? And this attractive girl, and I was like, oh, that sounds great, you know.

October 5, 201730:18Jason
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David29:53
You did not give one. Fuck you. Huh? You gave a double handjob.
Jason29:57
No. Oh, I got offered to come to Denver for a double handy. Oh, that's not that crazy. Yeah, but I thought what was funny about it was that— so she's texting me, hey, how would you like a double handy? And so I was like, wait, what's a double handy?
David30:16
Exactly, exactly.
Jason30:18
So she said, how would you like a double handy? And this attractive girl, and I was like, oh, that sounds great, you know.
David30:27
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Jason30:31
Uh, and then I said, uh, and then I went and looked up what a double handy is. Yeah, a double handy is two guys and one girl. So then I wrote back, oh, with who would be the other handy?
David30:50
You're like, you're like going all over there confident, I'm getting a double handy, fuck you guys. Yeah, it's just another big dude. Just sitting right by you. What's up, man? Where'd you fly in from? I'm from St.