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David's First Sloppy Kiss

Dude, I hated dances. I absolutely hated it. The only dance I got asked to was turnabout, was where the girl asked the boy. And I went to the dance and— Went and filmed with Dom. No, I was sitting outside in the cafeteria while everyone was dancing. And two of my friends came out and they're like, dude, aren't you pissed that Mark's dancing with your girl? And I'm literally like, I don't care. I don't want to be here. I hate events like that.

October 5, 201727:44David
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Jason27:34
did she ever get horny or anything?
David27:35
I mean, of course.
Jason27:37
You never wanted to have a girlfriend? You never wanted to be with anybody? Like when all your other friends like took people to prom and stuff?
David27:44
Dude, I hated dances. I absolutely hated it. The only dance I got asked to was turnabout, was where the girl asked the boy. And I went to the dance and— Went and filmed with Dom. No, I was sitting outside in the cafeteria while everyone was dancing. And two of my friends came out and they're like, dude, aren't you pissed that Mark's dancing with your girl? And I'm literally like, I don't care. I…
Jason28:09
Why don't you like dances?
David28:10
Because I just don't like it.
Jason28:11
You don't like to dance? I don't like to dance.