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David's First Sloppy Kiss
I was never— the one thing I would never be offended by is if someone called me gay, because it was just like, okay, like I never— I wasn't— I was never offended by it. It was weird. It was when people called me Justin Bieber, that's what fucking ticked me off, man. I love that story. That shit pissed me off. But it never got to me when people call me gay because it was— to me it was like calling someone straight. It was like, okay, I'm gay, so I don't know, which wasn't a big deal.
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I'm happy to hear that.
I share a podcast with a gay guy and I don't care. I kind of love it. He has beautiful eyes. He has warm hands.
I get out all of my frustrations from high school and I take them out on him and transfer the pain that I once had.
I was never— the one thing I would never be offended by is if someone called me gay, because it was just like, okay, like I never— I wasn't— I was never offended by it. It was weird. It was when people called me Justin Bieber, that's what fucking ticked me off, man. I love that story. That shit pissed me off. But it never got to me when people call me gay because it was— to me it was like calling…
Can we get that guy on the show that tried to beat you up?
No, please. Beaver. You mean Igor? Please, I don't want Igor back on the show. No, but yeah, my first kiss was when I was 17. It was kind of late.
Who was it?