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David's First Sloppy Kiss

Well, yeah, but I had, I had the girlfriends longer, and they were like— and every guy had a huge crush on them, and I would never, I would never hook up with them. So, oh yeah, that's interesting. So people, people just thought—

October 5, 201721:33David
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Jason21:12
She had to fucking hide it. I know you're— it was awful.
David21:14
No, but I was— I— people, people thought I was gay because I had two good-looking— like, my, my two girlfriends that were my best friends were, were very good-looking, and I would never hook up with them. And people were like, what the hell is your problem, d…
Jason21:28
So your two best friends were girls? Yeah. What about Ilya and all everybody else?
David21:33
Well, yeah, but I had, I had the girlfriends longer, and they were like— and every guy had a huge crush on them, and I would never, I would never hook up with them. So, oh yeah, that's interesting. So people, people just thought—
Jason21:45
so why don't you talk to them anymore? I, I am. Oh, you do? What do you mean? Yeah, it's one of them.
David21:50
Natalie. One of them's Natalie. Yeah. And she's coming to, um, she's gonna be my assistant.
Jason21:54
Yeah, you're getting an assistant.