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David's First Sloppy Kiss

Yeah. I can't meet a fucking normal girl. I mean, no wonder the girl's like 26. That's the only reason I get somebody that like, you know, there's got to be that thing.

October 5, 201714:19Jason
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David14:16
Are you fucking serious?
Jason14:17
Yeah.
David14:18
Wow.
Jason14:19
Yeah. I can't meet a fucking normal girl. I mean, no wonder the girl's like 26. That's the only reason I get somebody that like, you know, there's got to be that thing.
David14:27
Maybe she was— maybe going out on a date with you, the girl was completing some weird Scientology scavenger hunt. Date a 45-year-old man who's at the climax of his life.
Jason14:39
That's odd. I saw a bunch of people in white lab coats too that came into the bar. Strange.
David14:44
You were just getting checked off a scavenger hunt list. But I'm glad. So you like dating apps, huh?