David's First Sloppy Kiss

I was kind of drunk too, but she definitely did say us against them. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but I ignored it because she gave me a handjob right after.

What is a Scientologist?

They, they believe in like becoming clear. So in other words, like, like for me, I can only speak for myself, but like I have a lot of like, you know, trauma from my life, my childhood or whatever, that I probably carry around. Like my father was abusive.

I was a loser in high school and in college and through adulthood. You have no money. You're a piece of shit. Your kids don't respect you. Okay, David. But, uh, there's a great documentary on HBO that HBO made. You can watch it on HBO Go and it's, it's called—

by the way guys, HBO Go is one of our— no, I'm just kidding. That'd be the smoothest transition ever. Scientology to our HBO Go promo.

This is so— this is so bad that I'm burning this relationship on this podcast.