David's First Sloppy Kiss

it sounds like you weren't there when she said it.

You were—

I was kind of drunk too, but she definitely did say us against them. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but I ignored it because she gave me a handjob right after.

They, they believe in like becoming clear. So in other words, like, like for me, I can only speak for myself, but like I have a lot of like, you know, trauma from my life, my childhood or whatever, that I probably carry around. Like my father was abusive.

You were a loser in high school.

I was a loser in high school and in college and through adulthood. You have no money. You're a piece of shit. Your kids don't respect you. Okay, David. But, uh, there's a great documentary on HBO that HBO made. You can watch it on HBO Go and it's, it's called—