David's First Sloppy Kiss

She's actually very funny. So we're at dinner and we're having sushi and We like all the same things, and I don't know, like, it's going really, really well. I was like, this is great. Like, and we're not even talking at points because we're just like comfortable. And, uh, I was talking about her and whatever, and then she was making me laugh a lot. Then we went to the bar and she's like, hey, I'm a Scientologist, is that a— is that a deal breaker? Like that. And I was like, I was like, that's all— that's hilarious. She was like She's like, no, I'm, I'm not, I'm not joking. And I was like, you're joking, you're fucking with me. Yeah, because she just doesn't. And so then, um, then she was like, why would I joke about that? Shit, why would I joke about that? Why would I joke about something like that? And I was like, I don't know, because it's fucking hilarious. It would be a funny thing to say. And then she said— and I still think she might be fucking with me.