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David's First Girlfriend

No, I didn't want to go. She knew I didn't want to go. We didn't want to go with each other. I mean, we just went. We took the pictures. And I sat in the cafeteria the entire dance. And people would come up to me because they knew we were just friends and that fucking— that we didn't care for each other. And people would come up to me and be like, dude, man, Johnny's out there dancing with your girl. And I'm like, oh, fuck, man, seriously? And I'm just sitting there. It was the worst time of my life, man.

March 8, 20186:36David
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Jason6:30
Really? And so you knew once you found the dog on the—
David6:34
Yes. OK, anyway.
Jason6:35
And you didn't want to go?
David6:36
No, I didn't want to go. She knew I didn't want to go. We didn't want to go with each other. I mean, we just went. We took the pictures. And I sat in the cafeteria the entire dance. And people would come up to me because they knew we were just friends and that fucking— that we didn't care for each other. And people would come up to me and be like, dude, man, Johnny's out there dancing with your g…
Jason7:00
So bizarre.
David7:01
It was the worst. It's— yeah, I mean, but it's whatever.
Jason7:04
So is Liza your first girlfriend?