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David's First Girlfriend
I was, I was here. I was in my cul-de-sac in the neighborhood and she like tied her dog like up to like a tree and she's like, I can't find my dog. And the second she said that, I'm like, son of a fucking bitch. I know if I find this dog, I'm gonna be asked to this dance. And, and I went and I found the dog and on on the collar, it said, um, Turnabout or some shit. Oh my God, no, I swear.
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Just so people know.
Yeah, I didn't even— yeah, this is my assistant now and I didn't even like hug her or anything because I was just like, this is so fucking weird. Like, why are we doing this?
Can you do the moment where she asked you like, where were you? Were you at your locker? Were you at lunch?
I was, I was here. I was in my cul-de-sac in the neighborhood and she like tied her dog like up to like a tree and she's like, I can't find my dog. And the second she said that, I'm like, son of a fucking bitch. I know if I find this dog, I'm gonna be asked to this dance. And, and I went and I found the dog and on on the collar, it said, um, Turnabout or some shit. Oh my God, no, I swear.
Yeah, she did it like that. She didn't just come up and ask you? I thought you're gonna say no.
Oh, that's how you had to do it.
Oh, you have to trick them?