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David's First Girlfriend
Dude, none of them responded. I felt like a fucking kid who thinks he's like cool in school, sent out an invite to everybody in school and no one fucking showed up. No one responded. No one even like— no one was even interested. No one was even like, maybe another time. Every— like over 200 celebrities turned down my offer to be on the vlogs, which is nuts. Which is nuts.
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You don't— you don't—
no celebrities do your vlog anyway. Yeah, you're right. My first— guys, fun fact, I actually paid a publicist— you guys probably won't believe this— $5,000 last month to find me a celebrity for my vlog. We gave her a list of 200 celebrities, and I don't know…
Or if I have Disease I don't know about.
Dude, none of them responded. I felt like a fucking kid who thinks he's like cool in school, sent out an invite to everybody in school and no one fucking showed up. No one responded. No one even like— no one was even interested. No one was even like, maybe another time. Every— like over 200 celebrities turned down my offer to be on the vlogs, which is nuts. Which is nuts.
It's nuts to me.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Because the reason it doesn't make any sense to me is because they have to do, they have to go, I mean, I guess I understand why the celebrities turn it down, but I don't understand why their publicists turn it down. 'Cause th…
[Speaker] Well, people pay you anyway to promote movies. I know. So why wouldn't they just get it for—