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David's First Girlfriend
no celebrities do your vlog anyway. Yeah, you're right. My first— guys, fun fact, I actually paid a publicist— you guys probably won't believe this— $5,000 last month to find me a celebrity for my vlog. We gave her a list of 200 celebrities, and I don't know if the emails didn't go through, but none of them responded.
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So do you— yeah, you've become a little more gun-shy. Yes.
With what you do now with celebrities, I'm very nervous to talk to them because I don't want to fuck I don't fucking ruin anything, and I feel so bad. Why?
You don't— you don't—
no celebrities do your vlog anyway. Yeah, you're right. My first— guys, fun fact, I actually paid a publicist— you guys probably won't believe this— $5,000 last month to find me a celebrity for my vlog. We gave her a list of 200 celebrities, and I don't know if the emails didn't go through, but none of them responded.
Or if I have Disease I don't know about.
Dude, none of them responded. I felt like a fucking kid who thinks he's like cool in school, sent out an invite to everybody in school and no one fucking showed up. No one responded. No one even like— no one was even interested. No one was even like, maybe an…
It's nuts to me.