David's First Girlfriend

dressed preppy, because, you know, like, like, like rapper cool, you know what I mean? Like a, like a, like a hip tux. Oh yeah, like, did you wear a suit? No, I didn't wear a suit. I just wore like a shirt. But, um, I was— I went to the bathroom and I was washing my hands next to Hugh Jackman, you know, Wolverine. It was fucking cool. It was a big thing. Um, and, and Common was sitting there, and he was a rapper, and, um, I came up to him with my camera on, and I go, hey, Common, can you say something for my vlog? Oh yeah, you already know. I wouldn't have done that. Yeah, fucking bad move, bro. Bad move. He was like, you can't do that, man. You can't do that. You can't be running up on me like that with a camera. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And I thought he was a dick. And then like a couple months went by, I'm like, what the fuck was I thinking? Like, I was out of my mind. Like, that is so, so rude. That I did that. And like, I'm glad I learned my lesson. Maybe it wasn't the best person to learn it with, but I just went up there like camera on, recording. He was having a conversation with someone else. I just fucking came up there like a little douche and I was like, hey, Common, can you say something for my vlog? And like, goddamn. And I completely regret that and I really apologize to Common. I'm sorry that I did that.