David's First Girlfriend

No, no, I was too young to not be an American, so I never, I never got, I never got bullied about that. But I feel like, I feel like in another life I definitely could have.

Bad celebrity encounters?

Shit, okay, I have one. I, um, there's a rapper named Common, and I was, um, the second, um, maybe like second or third vlog, I went to the Straight Outta Compton premiere. This was like the coolest fucking premiere ever. Like Straight Outta Compton, like the…

we were surrounded by rappers, and like I went to pee and I, I was— how were they dressed? Nice.

They always dress— ostentatiously, or were they like Were they dressed cool for the premiere? They were dressed like—

dressed preppy, because, you know, like, like, like rapper cool, you know what I mean? Like a, like a, like a hip tux. Oh yeah, like, did you wear a suit? No, I didn't wear a suit. I just wore like a shirt. But, um, I was— I went to the bathroom and I was was…