David's First Girlfriend
I was— dude, when I was in the 7th grade, I was up like— I was— 9/11 was all I fucking— like, I even bought like during 9/11 a History Channel, all the places, 9/11 stuff, and I would buy the commemorative coins that would go with it each year. I was so into 9/11, and I thought it was fucking— I thought it was all bullshit, and I'm like You know, the steel beams can't melt with jet fuel. Jet fuel doesn't burn at a high enough temperature to melt the building. And like, I was so in it, so in it, and I would— we would have arguments in our class about it all the fucking time. Sure. Especially with our teachers, because the teachers were like, you're nuts. And we're like, no, we're woke, right? I go to Jason yesterday, I'm like, I'm like, Jason, you don't know anything about 9/11. We know all the facts because we're woke. Jason, you go.