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Oh, you fucking keep it in. Your goddamn alien mother can listen to this. Cling, cling, ching, ching. Um, no, but, um, yeah, I, I don't know. It's just, it just like, they really just like— hey, listen, just like aliens being real, I would never be like, that's not fucking true. I would never also discredit conspiracy people and be like, you're a fucking maniac. Really?

March 8, 201812:38David
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Jason12:18
I'm just— He parachuted out of the plane.
David12:20
Just like, just like, just like aliens existing, right? I'm like, I'm sure there's fucking aliens out there. Aliens I could believe. Yeah, because you're fucking— you're born from an alien. You fucking came out of it.
Jason12:31
Wow, my mother's been nothing but kind to you. I'm not, I'm not cutting this out either. Um, it's staying in.
David12:38
Oh, you fucking keep it in. Your goddamn alien mother can listen to this. Cling, cling, ching, ching. Um, no, but, um, yeah, I, I don't know. It's just, it just like, they really just like— hey, listen, just like aliens being real, I would never be like, that's not fucking true. I would never also discredit conspiracy people and be like, you're a fucking maniac. Really?
Jason12:58
Yeah. Yeah, that's just because you're hoping you're gonna like get some footage out of like that.
David13:02
I was— dude, when I was in the 7th grade, I was up like— I was— 9/11 was all I fucking— like, I even bought like during 9/11 a History Channel, all the places, 9/11 stuff, and I would buy the commemorative coins that would go with it each year. I was so into…
Jason13:50
Oh, you woke at about 11:30 AM. That's when you woke.