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Just like, just like, just like aliens existing, right? I'm like, I'm sure there's fucking aliens out there. Aliens I could believe. Yeah, because you're fucking— you're born from an alien. You fucking came out of it.

March 8, 201812:20David
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Jason12:09
Sure, Dick Cheney threw on a beard. I don't fucking know. And a turban. No, okay. He grabbed the plane, and then at the last minute—
David12:15
You're being an asshole. He, uh— You're being an asshole.
Jason12:18
I'm just— He parachuted out of the plane.
David12:20
Just like, just like, just like aliens existing, right? I'm like, I'm sure there's fucking aliens out there. Aliens I could believe. Yeah, because you're fucking— you're born from an alien. You fucking came out of it.
Jason12:31
Wow, my mother's been nothing but kind to you. I'm not, I'm not cutting this out either. Um, it's staying in.
David12:38
Oh, you fucking keep it in. Your goddamn alien mother can listen to this. Cling, cling, ching, ching. Um, no, but, um, yeah, I, I don't know. It's just, it just like, they really just like— hey, listen, just like aliens being real, I would never be like, that…
Jason12:58
Yeah. Yeah, that's just because you're hoping you're gonna like get some footage out of like that.