David's First Big Paycheck

It's really cool. So I left and I took it and I did the thing in a parking lot, and Ilya pulls up with his car in the parking lot, and he— dude, he comes a foot away. Like, he's like, my car's parked, and he's like coming around my car, and he almost hits my car. He's driving like a big truck, yeah, and he almost hits my car, like sideswipes it, because he thinks that once the front is around the car, the back end will follow, like, like the game Snake. Like, he thinks that's— he thinks that's how it works. And I go, I go, you're a fucking moron. That's not how cars work. You almost hit me. And he goes, Fuck you. No, that's not how it works. I didn't almost hit you. And I go, no, fuck you back. And he goes, let's go try it right now. Let's go try it right now. And if you're right, I will admit that I'm wrong. And guess what? We tried it. He got out of the car and he saw that I was about to hit the car, and he goes, okay, fuck you, I was wrong. I was wrong. Dude, he's such a shit driver. He's such a shit driver. He's a shit player. No common sense in this dude.