David's First Big Paycheck

Yeah, no, I was playing a game. It was like an online game where you can like online chat, right? And like, I didn't have many contacts with girls, so this is like the one time Like, I was like, I'm gonna chat to some girls. It's like a game where you were like a, like an astronaut and you were on the moon and you were bouncing around in like Mars rovers, and you can talk to random astronauts that were around you. And there was an astronaut, I was like 14, and the astronaut was like, how old are you? And I was like, 18. Like, I lied about my age. And she goes, oh, I'm 14. And I was 14, and I turned to my dad and I go I— this girl said she was 14 and I was 14 and I should have said I was 14, but I said I was 18. And my dad comes over and goes, what the fuck are you doing? And I got so embarrassed. I got so embarrassed. I was like, oh my God, what the fuck am I doing? Like, I'm on this chat room on this video game trying to fucking find a girlfriend. So, um, so yeah, that was like a moment that like, that like really scarred me.