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David's First Big Paycheck
Yeah, you're right, you're right. You know what, I wasn't thinking straight.
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I wish you had—
I wish you had a fucking paintball gun to my head right now and you were like, Jay, answer honestly or I fucking shoot you with this paper.
Jay, I'd fuck you 30 times before I even thought about hooking up with my mom. Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you're right, you're right. You know what, I wasn't thinking straight.
I also take back me saying 30 times, because if there is ever situation where the things we say on here have to come true? Um, not 30 times.
I think it would be so— I would be so like— I'd be so disgusted the entire time. It would, it would be like, it would be like picking up vomit. It would be like David and I were picking up vomit and an actual shit.
Jay, but you know we'd make eye contact and just start cracking up.