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David’s Dreams Came True

And I go, and I go, I know, I'm waiting for him. And she's like, okay, I wait, no pressure. I'm like, you're the one that, you're the one that texted me freaking out about where the fuck the podcast is. And then she's like, he has 3 kids. How dare you? We have our first news story. I guess we do news stories now, 'cause Joe is sitting by us and he just gives me his phone and I read stuff. Naked man jumped into aquarium shark tank.

October 19, 20185:51David
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Jason5:24
Sure.
David5:25
And, um, and my mom texted me. My mom texted me this morning. She's like, where's the podcast? Uh, because it's still not up because we're recording it the next day at 1 PM. And, and I'm like, Jason was too scared to record it tonight because he was, he was v…
Jason5:48
And I'm like, yes, finally someone on my side.
David5:51
And I go, and I go, I know, I'm waiting for him. And she's like, okay, I wait, no pressure. I'm like, you're the one that, you're the one that texted me freaking out about where the fuck the podcast is. And then she's like, he has 3 kids. How dare you? We have our first news story. I guess we do news stories now, 'cause Joe is sitting by us and he just gives me his phone and I read stuff. Naked m…
Jason6:16
Oh, don't read this, don't read this.
David6:19
Named Jason Nash. Shit. Naked man who jumped into aquarium shark tank wanted by Toronto police. Wow. I don't know if sharks are as threatening as people say they are.
Jason6:32
Well, if they've just been fed in the aquarium, then they're probably good.