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Yeah, so maybe, maybe you can just kind of fucking hang out with that and just leave me alone. High school girls may have— this is a funny story. Holy shit. High school girls may have baked grandfather's ashes in cookies, then serve them at school. Wow, it's a California high school. Oh, we should go interview these kids, uh, if they're not in jail. Wow, this girl is going around telling everyone basically at this point that she had bought— she had brought in these cookies to school with human ashes in them. Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. The grandfather's ashes in cookies, that doesn't seem like that much of a crime unless she murdered her grandfather just to put him into these cookies, then, then it's a problem.

October 19, 201833:06David
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Jason32:57
Yeah. And what would happen to me?
David33:00
Well, you would do have the tailbone to consider.
Jason33:03
Well, yeah, that is a big thing in my life that I do need to consider.
David33:06
Yeah, so maybe, maybe you can just kind of fucking hang out with that and just leave me alone. High school girls may have— this is a funny story. Holy shit. High school girls may have baked grandfather's ashes in cookies, then serve them at school. Wow, it's a California high school. Oh, we should go interview these kids, uh, if they're not in jail. Wow, this girl is going around telling everyone…
Jason33:51
Still kind of wrong. It is, isn't it? Poisoning somebody with ash, with human ashes.
David33:56
Oh, is it poison? Yeah. Oh my God, I feel like once you bake it in, it's like—
Jason34:00
I mean, let's interview him anyway.