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You'd think the cop would be like, fuck this guy for driving a nice car. Yeah. But then I think cops have this natural instinct, because I wanted to be a cop as a kid. And I know why I wanted to be a cop. I wanted to be a cop because I like how cool it was, a…
It's so funny that a cop would pull you over, you think you're getting a ticket and the cop's just like, I was just bored, dog.
We were, we were at 7-Eleven and he like rolled his window down, he's like, hey, come here for a second, what is that car? Explain this to me. Like, this is—
did you think you were in trouble?
No, not at all. No, no, I, um, he asked me, he's like, how much did that car cost? And I go, dude, I would tell you, but I'm so fucked up right now. What did he say? I didn't actually say that.
File that under great things David could have done.
I went inside 7-Eleven, and I'm like, fuck, I should have said it. And then I went back, and I'm like, hey, are you down to be on camera? And he's like, no, I can't. I can't. So I never told him the joke. But yeah, I really wanted to tell him that.