David’s Dreams Came True

Well, I saw I have this like tiny nub of a tail on the back of my butt. Yeah. It's like this little tail.

Oh, and when you get happy, it sparks up a little bit. I've noticed it.

And I thought everybody had it my entire life. Yeah. And then I was undressing in front of Josh, and he said, yo, bro, there's some—

He said, bro, you have a tail.

Yeah, yeah.

And I said, yeah, let me see yours. And he goes, I don't have a tail. And I go, oh, that's awful, I'm so sorry. Yeah. And he goes, no, no, no, no, you're the only one with this little tail.