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Hey, you weren't accepted to community college. You had straight A's for all 4 years. What happened? You write your parents a letter from the principal just like, Ilya is the best student in this entire school. Your parents are like on a power trip. They're like, what the fuck?
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Oh my God.
What would you change your grades to?
I wouldn't go crazy. I wouldn't— it's not like A, A, A, A, A. There's nothing crazy. Like, it's like they're wondering why I didn't get into fucking Illinois State.
Hey, you weren't accepted to community college. You had straight A's for all 4 years. What happened? You write your parents a letter from the principal just like, Ilya is the best student in this entire school. Your parents are like on a power trip. They're like, what the fuck?
Um, no, I'd write like, like if I had like a D, I'd write like a C, and I still get heat for it, you know?
So I'm like, damn. Oh yeah, that's funny. You would do that? How many times did you do that?
Honestly, I did that honestly like 3 different, like 3 different, um quarters or semesters, whatever, whatever the report cards would come out to, like 3 times.