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Deadass. Well, I would make it identical to the report cards that they would send, and I would change my grades, and I'd print it out, and I'd show my parents my fake grades.
Really?
Oh my God.
What would you change your grades to?
I wouldn't go crazy. I wouldn't— it's not like A, A, A, A, A. There's nothing crazy. Like, it's like they're wondering why I didn't get into fucking Illinois State.
Hey, you weren't accepted to community college. You had straight A's for all 4 years. What happened? You write your parents a letter from the principal just like, Ilya is the best student in this entire school. Your parents are like on a power trip. They're l…
Um, no, I'd write like, like if I had like a D, I'd write like a C, and I still get heat for it, you know?