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Fuck you. So I would have bad grades and I didn't want my parents to get mad, so I would take the report card and I would completely type it out on like Word, like Microsoft Word, like make it— I Identical.
No way. This is a lie.
Deadass. Well, I would make it identical to the report cards that they would send, and I would change my grades, and I'd print it out, and I'd show my parents my fake grades.
Really?
Oh my God.
What would you change your grades to?
I wouldn't go crazy. I wouldn't— it's not like A, A, A, A, A. There's nothing crazy. Like, it's like they're wondering why I didn't get into fucking Illinois State.