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David’s Dream Girl

them. Yeah, it's pretty much any girl. But that's probably who you do need. You do need somebody like

August 24, 202031:27Jason
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David31:06
wife. Like, imagine you're at the airport and she's like, hurry up, we're going to be late. And then she's like, okay, let's go grab McDonald's. And like, she's like, I'm like, do we have time? She's like, yeah, we have time. Like, she's telling you that, lik…
Jason31:17
okay. Every relationship. No, every girl in every relationship. No, like, pretty much all guys are kind of like, for
David31:24
real? And like, I can talk to any girl and I like
Jason31:27
them. Yeah, it's pretty much any girl. But that's probably who you do need. You do need somebody like
David31:32
that. Yeah, yeah, I need someone to like to like, let me know what's up, because sometimes I get confused. Somebody's holding down the fort, especially at airports. I get really lost because there's so much going on and there's so many people walking around a…
Jason31:46
flight. So have you ever noticed when you go to the airport, this happens to me every fucking time, you get your gate and my gate is always the last one. Oh yeah, it is always the last one. Yeah, that's the worst. Why is that? Why is it always the last one? I…
David32:07
once. That's funny because 54 is like one of the closer ones usually. Speaking of fucking airports, I don't know when this was, but last time Ilya and I flew, this still haunts me to this day. There's this guy, Ilya. There's two seats in each row, not three.…