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Snapchat. My, my friends were— my friends were— they went out like on a boat recently. They went to like some lake house and they're like, they're like college boys, right? And they were telling me like of what they were doing. They had this competition. It was 10 of them, all guys, and they broke up into 2 teams of 5. And they had a competition where this is how you win. You had to eat 2 large pizzas, drink 50 beers, smoke 4 grams of weed. Oh, and then you had to solve a 300-piece, 300-piece jigsaw puzzle. Wow. And that was like— that was the game that they were doing. Yeah. Mike's team lost, but Mike had 14 of the beers. That's fucking crazy. Shout out to my

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Jason26:50
anybody? It can be
David26:51
anything. Because I need a place where I can kind of have sex on my own without you guys watching over me. Yeah, that's pretty nice. Where is it? You said the
Jason26:59
UK? Yeah. Again, this was like a Snapchat story. Again, Steve and I get our news from
David27:06
Snapchat. My, my friends were— my friends were— they went out like on a boat recently. They went to like some lake house and they're like, they're like college boys, right? And they were telling me like of what they were doing. They had this competition. It was 10 of them, all guys, and they broke up into 2 teams of 5. And they had a competition where this is how you win. You had to eat 2 large p…
Jason27:44
friends. 50 beers over here. So this is like over a course of a
David27:48
Saturday. It took 2.5 hours. Okay, that's pretty good,
Natalie27:50
actually. That's like disgusting. That's like really