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But I'd imagine that's how heaven would be like, be like, yeah, I'm not going to fucking send you to hell. Like, I know you murdered people, but like, bro, let's just work on you. Like, me and you, let's talk a little bit and figure it out. Like, let me get to you. And I feel like any murderer or any, like, horrible person, like, being in a state of heaven would listen to God. They'd be like, okay, holy fuck, I was wrong. Let me listen to you and change my ways. And then every time someone acts up in heaven, God visits them and goes, yo, give Ilya his flip-flops back. Like, that's fucked up. Like, that happens all the time, probably. Lucky there's no God here right now. I'm going to keep these flip-flops on all day.

August 24, 202015:02David
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Jason14:14
I don't believe in a hell, really. I don't. I think we're all here and we all just have to.
David14:20
Well, that's a different— that's a different way to look at it. I could see why you would say you don't believe in hell because it's like not really a godly thing to damn people to hell. Yeah, like that doesn't— like, I feel like— like I was watching the show…
Jason15:00
I can't believe it. It's all right too. I'm listening to you.
David15:02
But I'd imagine that's how heaven would be like, be like, yeah, I'm not going to fucking send you to hell. Like, I know you murdered people, but like, bro, let's just work on you. Like, me and you, let's talk a little bit and figure it out. Like, let me get to you. And I feel like any murderer or any, like, horrible person, like, being in a state of heaven would listen to God. They'd be like, oka…
Jason15:37
Can we see the two of you in heaven still fighting? The most perfect place.
David15:42
It's my cloud. I saw this cloud first.
Jason15:46
Boys, what did I tell you?