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You know what's sick is if you probably go to heaven and like God's there and like, let's say he does, because I'm sure he has time to speak to everybody, right? Like, I'm sure God can split him up and split himself up into like 100% a trillion people, right? So I'm sure there's like a moment where you talk to him. I'm sure everybody gets a personal God when they're there. That's what I think. And I think when you like, let's say he does invite you to his house and you're in heaven, I'm sure God's like, yo, check out what I have. And, and obviously God doesn't like— he, he's not like— God's like, world isn't from the year 2020, right? So he's going to have crazy things. He's going to be like, yo, have you ever had this? It's called Zappo. And I'm like, what the fuck is Zappo? And he's like, it's like Coca-Cola, but like so much better. I'm like, what do you mean it's better than Coca-Cola? He's like, yeah, it comes out in 50 years. It's fucking crazy. You try it. And I have it. I'm like, are you fucking serious? Like, I'm sure, like, God must have the best things. Of any year, you know what I mean?

August 24, 202011:26David
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Jason11:19
I'd want to know.
David11:20
You probably have a bunch of essentials in your fridge and a bunch of vitamin waters, right? Show me.
Natalie11:25
The most pure water in all.
David11:26
You know what's sick is if you probably go to heaven and like God's there and like, let's say he does, because I'm sure he has time to speak to everybody, right? Like, I'm sure God can split him up and split himself up into like 100% a trillion people, right? So I'm sure there's like a moment where you talk to him. I'm sure everybody gets a personal God when they're there. That's what I think. An…
Jason12:21
He has, he has stuff from the future and also stuff from the past, right? You can't get any.
David12:25
So his wine— yeah, he has the first wines ever made. Yeah, so his wines are like OG wines, like really good wines. And then he has really futuristic shit that like, it's like, it's— I mean, it's crazy. My question is, what is the build of his house?
Jason12:39
But it would also be really cool if he had some old stuff like your grandma or your granddad, you know, he had like a phone on the wall Oh yeah.