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David's Darkest Secret

No, he went back down. He went back to bed and he's like, I can't do that bathroom. And then I think he fell asleep and he peed in his sleep. I don't think he stood up. No, he didn't stand up and like pee in my mouth. Yeah, you made it seem like, you know what, fuck this. Did I make it sound like he just stood over my bed? I'm just like, fucking, just host me. Yo, Dave, scoot over, I'll show those cockroaches. Um, do you guys have any New Year's resolutions or anything you want to change in your life?

December 2, 202127:17David
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David27:07
It was my bed, actually.
Heath27:09
Well, then I would have pissed the bed too.
Zane27:12
Like he went to lay down, he laid back down and then peed, or he just peed on the bed?
David27:17
No, he went back down. He went back to bed and he's like, I can't do that bathroom. And then I think he fell asleep and he peed in his sleep. I don't think he stood up. No, he didn't stand up and like pee in my mouth. Yeah, you made it seem like, you know what, fuck this. Did I make it sound like he just stood over my bed? I'm just like, fucking, just host me. Yo, Dave, scoot over, I'll show thos…
Zane27:40
Yeah, weight. Keith and I, um, we just talked about this actually like an hour ago.
David27:44
You want to gain or lose?
Zane27:45
Lose.