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David's Darkest Secret
I was in the hot tub with John the other day and, um, my food came and I was the only one that ordered the food. And I was like, John, I'll give you $5 if you go get it from the door, cuz I was like, I'm not getting up. And John's like, fuck that, man. And I was like, $5, dude, that's like a fucking steal. It is, for like what, for like 20 seconds of your time to go to the door? Yeah. And he's like, you wouldn't do it. And I was like, yeah, I would. And he's like, fuck Fine, I'll give you $5 if you go get it. Bro, Venmo me $5 and I went to go get my own food.
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Isn't it for like podcast guests though? I'm a podcast guest today.
Well, I guess you're right, but no podcast guest has taken it and used it down Halsey took a shit.
Halsey did not come here and take a poop.
I was in the hot tub with John the other day and, um, my food came and I was the only one that ordered the food. And I was like, John, I'll give you $5 if you go get it from the door, cuz I was like, I'm not getting up. And John's like, fuck that, man. And I was like, $5, dude, that's like a fucking steal. It is, for like what, for like 20 seconds of your time to go to the door? Yeah. And he's li…
Dude, he fucking scammed you, bro.
The most fucking insane thing I've ever seen. All right, bro, once you get in the hot tub, like, you're in it. Like, you're in for the ride, my guy. I understand, dude. You could have just said no. You didn't have to pay me to get— to give me my own food. I m…
Is this the first video back?