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David's Darkest Secret

Halsey did not come here and take a poop.

December 2, 202123:41Zane
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David23:24
There's like— okay, this sounds like a flex, but there's like 9 bathrooms out there and he chose to wait. Dude, he shit right here, right by us. You could still— you could literally— I'm getting hit by it right now.
Zane23:34
Isn't it for like podcast guests though? I'm a podcast guest today.
David23:37
Well, I guess you're right, but no podcast guest has taken it and used it down Halsey took a shit.
Zane23:41
Halsey did not come here and take a poop.
David23:47
I was in the hot tub with John the other day and, um, my food came and I was the only one that ordered the food. And I was like, John, I'll give you $5 if you go get it from the door, cuz I was like, I'm not getting up. And John's like, fuck that, man. And I…
Zane24:15
Dude, he fucking scammed you, bro.
David24:17
The most fucking insane thing I've ever seen. All right, bro, once you get in the hot tub, like, you're in it. Like, you're in for the ride, my guy. I understand, dude. You could have just said no. You didn't have to pay me to get— to give me my own food. I m…