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David's Darkest Secret
No, I mean, it hurt to pee and they figured out it was because—
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No, I mean, this isn't that embarrassing, but I shoot so many blanks that they had to take me to surgery for me to like, oh, whoa, be able to pee correctly. What?
How I mean, that's not embarrassing now, but that's embarrassing. I could imagine how embarrassing that is being in the doctor's office.
So you told your mom I can't masturbate properly?
No, I mean, it hurt to pee and they figured out it was because—
they fix it?
Yeah, because you would jerk off so much.
Yeah, they had to like cut my— they had— they cut my asshole open like a little bit, like my gooch. They cut my gooch open and like did some surgery.